me honking about u

Being in sweatpants is so much better than being naked.

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

(via birdschoolforbirds)



kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(Source: amathophilia, via tequila-paulson)


gay-mo:

i need more songs about women fucking other women tbh


i’m back, asswipes.


hey guys, so i dont have internet right now (only cellphone data) which means i’ll probably be off tumblr for a week or so

i haven’t quit blogging but the earthquake has seriously fucked up my life since sunday… living in a constant state of anxiety and fear is fucking awful